THINGS THE PUPPY HAS CHEWED:
- Barbie's foot
- Phone charger (into five pieces)
- Corner of kitchen dresser
- One Nigella Lawson cookbook (was it hungry?)
- Three year old's finger
- Bottle of Aftersun
- Cast iron aga
- Five year old's new trainers (this might be a blessing - they were hateful sequinned things bought by mother in law)
THINGS THE PUPPY HAS NOT CHEWED:
- The 15 chew toys we bought it.
Is it illegal to hate a black labrador puppy?
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