1) Husbands are incapable of carrying recycling from the kitchen to the laundry room. They are very good at letting it pile up on the edge of the counter.
2) If you're carrying a large armful of recycling, the one thing you drop is the glass pasta jar.
3) If you ever drop anything made of glass, you are always barefoot.
4) Spaniels are stupid and will follow you hopefully - even if you are only carrying recycling - in the hope that maybe, just maybe, there may be food involved somewhere.
5) If you shout (really loudly) "Your master is going to DIE!", all dogs run for cover.
Friday 6 November 2009
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