Things the Puppy Has Chewed

THINGS THE PUPPY HAS CHEWED:

1. Barbie's foot



2. Phone charger (into five pieces)



3. Corner of kitchen dresser



4. One Nigella Lawson cookbook (was it hungry?)



5. Three year old's finger



6. Bottle of Aftersun



7. Cast iron aga



8. Five year old's new trainers (this might be a blessing - they were hateful sequinned things bought by mother in law)

THINGS THE PUPPY HAS NOT CHEWED:

1. The 15 chew toys we bought it.

Is it illegal to hate a black labrador puppy?